Right, I'm Going To Do The 'singing Swede' Thing Tonight.

[Tilly2]

I'm a bit scared.

[jno]

you're joining an Abba tribute band?

[wolf63]

I can't sing and my cooking skills are almost Zero. Have fun with your Neep.

[Tilly2]

It could be my Waterloo!

[Tilly2]

If the neep keeps in one piece. I'll be happy, wolf.

[Tilly2]

Lobster's even more scary, wonky.

[Tilly2]

It work! No explosions, Just two lovely helping of mashed swede(turnip).
I am so pleased.

[tonyav]

What is a singing Swede, Yilly ?.

[Psybbo]

Microwave?

[Tilly2]

A turnip, cooked in the microwave, Yont. It 'sings' as it nukes. Lovely though.
If you like mashed turnip that is.

[shoota]

Well was it a swede or a turnip?
Now I'm confuddled, dammitt.....
These things are important you know.

[shoota]

So you were deliberately deluding then?

[Psybbo]

Shoota, what have you done with Gness?

[Tilly2]

I call it a turnip but it's a regional dialect thing.

[Tilly2]

Gotta go. Goodnight. :-)

[askyourgran]

My granddaughters favourite is mashed carrot and swede, she lives 'darn sarf' and no-one apparantly can do it like me. So that is what I did for her with the roast lamb yesterday when she came to visit for the weekend.

[tonyav]

Thanks Yilly, a nuked swede.

[shoota]

Nothin psybb's....
What have you done with her?

[shoota]

Turnip: http://globe-views.com/dcim/dreams/turnip/turnip-05.jpg

Swede: https://ajoletsvegan.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/swede.jpg