Recipe
I was going to have some friends round later, so I figured I'd cook a meal.
I found a dish that looked promising.
In a pan, heat 1 cup of D until boiling, reduce heat and let simmer.
After 5 minutes add 1 Tsp of I and cover for 15 minutes.
In a separate bowl add 1/2 cup of S and 1/2 cup of A, mixing until smooth, adding and additional 1/4 cup of S 2 minutes into mixing.
To the simmering pan add 1 Tsp of T and E.
I stopped reading. "Perhaps I should order take-away" I thought, "This sounds like a recipe for disaster."