What Part Of Your Body Goes To Heavn First?

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WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “ When you die and go to Heaven , which part of your body do you think goes first? ”

Suzy raised her hand and said, “ I think it ’ s your hands. ”

“ Why do you think it ’ s your hands, Suzy? ”

Suzy replied, “ Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first. ”

“ What a wonderful answer! ” the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said “ Sister, I think it’s your feet. ”

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. “ Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet? ”

Little Johnny said, “ Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night.
Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, ‘Oh God, I’m coming.’
I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we’d have lost her.”

[Svejk]

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