Mine would be The Insomniac - Because I never sleep. Vodka, orange juice, splash of gin, hint of creme de menthe and a slice of lemon (ok I've made it up!!). An attempt to knock me out! Your go!
Vodka, white cranberry juice, a sniff of Blackwood Gin and St. Germain elderflower liqueur.
For the theatrics, the Bartender to freeze two bright edible violas, one purple and the other yellow(from N Wales or the Lakes, into a perfect sphere of ice, which comes floating in your glass like a magenta and yellow globe.