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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.To answer your question Piper-AK, if the bag has inflated then yes, something has released gases. When bacteria gets a chance to multiply they produce various gases which in turn would cause a bag to expand. This actually happened to a tin of baked beans I found in the back of the cupboard from the early 80s! Always throw the food away if this happens, especially when dealing with meat/fish/dairy products. The gas is an indicator of the presence of bacteria.
So basically anytime you find a sealed bag/packet of food that has expanded then it means it has gone bad.
There�s a Borgia orgy tonight,
And isn�t it sickening
We�ve run out of Strychnine;
The gravy will have to have ground glass for thickening.
The poison Chianti is terribly scanty
But everything else is all right.
There�s ars�nic mixed in the mock turtle soup.
I�ve hidden an asp in the iced cantaloupe,
And straight Benzedrine in the apricot coupe
At the Borgia orgy tonight.
Our guests are exclusively chosen
From people who give us a pain.
The cr�me of the joke is the knowledge
That they won�t come here again.
We�ll all be most frightfully hearty
At the Borgia orgy tonight.
For the Duke�s eldest son
There�s a monstrous cream bun
Soaked in hot prussic acid;
It�s all good clean fun.
The tank in the ladies will blow them to Hades
If anyone turns on the light.
The bodies will fall through a trap door below
To the Tiber and drift out to sea on the flow.
We think we can promise a jolly good show
At the Borgia orgy tonight.
(continued...)
(continuing...)
We revel in giving a party,
A fete or a fancy dress ball.
There�s always a nice game of bingo
And a good time had by all.
The Borgias are giving an orgy;
There�s a Borgia orgy tonight.
I�ve poison ptomaine that will wrack them with pain.
We�ve nothing to lose and a whole lot to gain.
We�re pushing some people
We know off a steeple;
It should be a wonderful sight.
We�ve bricked up some cousins of ours in a wall;
Their agonized cries won�t disturb us at all
As we sit here sipping our wormwood and gall�
(It�s delicious!)
At the Borgia Orgy tonight.
We�ve got all the nobles of Naples
For the Borgia orgy tonight.
The soup minestrone is frightfully phony,
And laudanum reeks in the stewed macaroni.
We�re feeling no pain when they eat the henbane
In the third tangerine from the right.
When the butler flings open the dining room door
There�s a cunning contraption concealed in the floor;
We wonder who�ll sit on the circular saw
At the Borgia orgy tonight.
Sung by Hermione Gingold (sorry genthon - hijacking your thread a bit here)