This Is Minty's Fault.....

[gness]

If you had some sort of lending library for abers......and their overdue fines had to match their AB personality......What would they be?....

Minty.....would have to cut my lawn....she's a whizz with a lawn mower....

Tony would have to service my car......car I said....

Barmaid would have to get me out of bother.....

Dave would keep my gadgets in order and working.......

TWR would clean my gutters.....

Boaty would take me on a canal trip......

Buenchico......well he could just take me for a pint...that'd be fun......or introduce me to his cats........

Jordain would have to teach me to speak French........

Sqad......well I can't decide between my personal physician...or undies advisor......

NoM......arrange a wine cellar for me......

I'm cooking....back later....keep it fun......x

[Buenchico]

I can't introduce anyone to my cats because they're all scared of humans. (As I'm their 'substitute mum', providing food and comforts, they regard me as an honorary cat).

I'd be happy to introduce you to some really nice pubs though ;-)

[murraymints]

lol !

[Prudie]

Talbot would have to give me an hour of stand up
Builder a home makeover consultation
Tony and TWR both for a car tune up
DTC a drawing of my home

[-Talbot-]

I could do 3 of the 4 Prudie ... you would have to fix my car though.

[murraymints]

builder would be moving into my shed ..with his tool box !

[gness]

I wouldn't fine Mamya.......but she'd have to prove that they really are elbows....x

Chris....there's nothing I like better than being introduce to pubs...x

[DTCwordfan]

Gness is cooking, so let's turn this around - who has:

fire-service skills?
cooking retrieval skills?
electrical skills?
first aid skills?
cleaning skills?
public relations skills? (neighbours and council)

[murraymints]

DT would be giving the entire house a de clutter !

[Islay]

I could do public relations

[gness]

Buzz off, DT!......A fancy chicken salad thing sampled in Portugal.... what could go wrong.......

I'd make you write the most flattering pome ever.... ;-)

When Prudie has finished with The Builder......I'm sure I can find some work for him........if he's still standing..... ;-)

Islay?...Well I'd just take Islay to an old folk's home to see what someone who's approaching eighty really looks like...... :-(

[gness]

Hey! You snuck in!......Nope....you're coming to the home with me!...x

[DTCwordfan]

so are you shooting for a Salada de Bacalhau com Grão - delish.....

hope it tastes good, whatever......The Builder could probably do most of my salvage jobs....

[Islay]

But I am actually very good at public relations - honest
Not so good with old people though!

[gness]

I'm useless at jokes.....so...

Marval to spend a week with me explaining them and teaching me how to tell them.....full board included...... :-)

[gness]

Toughtitty, Islay....you're coming to the home!.......x

[DTCwordfan]

To make this Salada de frango português
com pêssego e feta, your poet begs
The pounded cream of garlic cloves, no eggs;
Two red onions stripped, no need for the kitchen sieve,
Smoothness and softness to the salad give.
Let peach wedges, lemon and cherry toms lurk within the bowl,
And, half-suspected, animate the whole.
Of mordant fresh oregano add a single spoon,
Distrust the pepper condiment that bites so soon;
But deem it not, thou woman of feta cheese, a fault
To add a double quantity of salt;
Four times the spoon with oil of Lucca crown,
And twice with balsamic vinegar procur'd from town;
And lastly o'er the flavour'd compound toss
A magic soupçonne of one chicken in sauce.
Oh, lettuce green and glorious! Oh, salad treat!
T'would tempt the hungry gness to eat;
Back to the world she'd turn her fleeting soul,
And plunge her fingers in the salad-bowl!
Serenely full, the epicureanne would say,
`Fate cannot harm me, I have dined today.'
And a bottle of excellente Vinho Espumante

[-SharonA-]

DTC, I am mean with a feather duster!! So I can do very little cleaning.

[gness]

Crikey, DT....I could lie but...I fried chicken bits....peeled an orange and mango......chucked them in a bowl with a honey dressing......bit of seasoning and a bottle of Zinfandel to wash it down......and that was long enough for me in the kitchen this month..... :-)

[gness]

You're doing okay at nursing though, Sharon....so if I'm ever ill I'll send for you.....

I'm a lousy patient but I do have a huge wine rack.....a chocolate hoard and some lovely men friends....okay?...x

[gness]

Just spotted Caran about......wouldn't dare fine Caran.......it'd go horribly wrong..... ;-)