I'm Blaming Alcohol! Lol

[Smowball]

Went to Bristol for the weekend. Had a fabulous time! Went to the zoo, the harbour, lots of little quirky pubs etc..... but seems I was a tad overzealous when packing to come home and have 'taken' a few items from the room. Such as - all the toiletries, a while flannel, a toilet roll(??), a ceramic soap dish, a very nice beer glass, a note book and pen, a bottle opener, and a hand towel! I have been very bad indeed - I am blaming all the vodka and cokes I had !

[Sqad]

Was that a hotel room?

[237SJ]

I bet the hotel can't wait for you to come back for another stay.

[aelmpvw]

haven't read any reports of any animals missing from bristol zoo ...

[Smowball]

It was, and yes I know I've technically 'stolen ' it all. Seriously don't remember doing it tho! My guilt is slightly eased by the fact the the food they served up and charged appallingly high prices for was indeed absolutely vile.

[mallyh]

did you check the roof of your car (carshare zoo trip )lol x

[ducksie]

You won't be re-booking into that hotel then ;) I do hope they don't have your card details, they might charge them haha (Joking ;) )
Not the souvenirs you expected to bring home I guess ha

[Smowball]

Yes no monkeys on the roof! Bristol zoo is actually lovely - apart from the sheer chaos in the cafe! Never seen anything like it. And if the hotel was closer I'd take all the stuff back!

[Sqad]

Alcohol or not....that was disgusting behaviour.
Toiletries ..fine.
Notebook and pen.....probably fine.
Flannel, toilet roll ceramic soap dish,...beer glass......etc..disgusting.
How dare you inform AB about this...I wouldn't have the b@l,ls.

[237SJ]

Why would you want some manky old flannel that has been around someone else's nether regions? I know it's been washed but still..

[cupid04]

...and you're blaming alcohol for being a kleptomaniac!

[Smowball]

Oh blimey, I've said I didn't deliberately bring them home - I don't even want them! Just found out that hubby packed the flannel(unused) as he thought it was ours.

[Khandro]

in vino veritas

[aelmpvw]

wasn't the porter suspicious when he saw you dragging your case through reception?

[Sqad]

OK! OK........so you were drunk and didn't know what you were doing ..i can understand (just).
But why....why...broadcast it on AB?

[ducksie]

A lot of folk do it (take from hotel rooms, not tell ha)

[1ozzy]

Ooops, you're a naughty girl Smow.

When are you visiting Oz?

;-/

[ummmm]

Because these luxuries are not included in the price!

Smow paid for it!!

[Sqad]

Sorry ummmm you have lost me there....^^^^

[ducksie]

She sure did :) it's funny to think you nick them though, my guest room has little souvenirs from hotels, no alcohol involved, I paid for them as good as if I had used them while there.
My sisters manage hotels and often these flannels get used by the staff when cleaning a room to wash the bath/shower etc., they get dumped them, don't feel bad, just laugh at it and remember, the meal was not that great