An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman sat in a bar…
They were having a pint when the Englishman’s son walks in,
He proudly announces that his sons name is George as he was born on St George’s Day.
The Scotsman’s son walks in and he said his name was Andrew as he was born on St Andrews’s Day.
The Irishman’s son walks in and his dad shouts 'Come over here, Pancake.'