Steak

[marval]

I asked the waiter for a rare steak.

When it arrived I said “I asked for rare, this is well done!”

“Thank you” he replied “The chef usually overcooks them.”

[Voltage]

lol
i said to the waiter " oi do you mind not holding my steak on the plate with your finger its very unhygienic"
he said " it'll be more unhygienic if it falls on the floor again"!

[marval]

lol, Volty

And how did you find your steak sir?
Well, quite accidentally, I moved this tomato slice and there it was.