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Men In Armour
I saw some men in armour, sketching a pub just as it was getting dark. I couldn’t help thinking, “The knights are drawing inn”.
I have just seen a job advert in the paper for a 7.5 tonne driver. How is anyone that heavy supposed to drive anything?
I have just directed an Oscar-winning film about a fruit owned by royalty. I am calling it ‘The King’s Peach’.
I just rang my local council worker to tell him about a large crater-like pothole on our road. He said he’d look into it.
I did some stand-up at the farmers market. I got mooed off stage.
When I went to school in France, the older kids used to throw stock cubes at me. I was a victim of bouillon.
A man came up to me in the street and asked if I had any Red Leicester. I apologised and said I only had Swiss cheese. He went emmental.
I looked up ‘Opaque’ in the dictionary today. The definition was not very clear.
My dinner kept playing loud music until 2am this morning. It was a club sandwich.
In a recent Gallup poll it showed ponies run faster than donkeys.
I have just seen a job advert in the paper for a 7.5 tonne driver. How is anyone that heavy supposed to drive anything?
I have just directed an Oscar-winning film about a fruit owned by royalty. I am calling it ‘The King’s Peach’.
I just rang my local council worker to tell him about a large crater-like pothole on our road. He said he’d look into it.
I did some stand-up at the farmers market. I got mooed off stage.
When I went to school in France, the older kids used to throw stock cubes at me. I was a victim of bouillon.
A man came up to me in the street and asked if I had any Red Leicester. I apologised and said I only had Swiss cheese. He went emmental.
I looked up ‘Opaque’ in the dictionary today. The definition was not very clear.
My dinner kept playing loud music until 2am this morning. It was a club sandwich.
In a recent Gallup poll it showed ponies run faster than donkeys.
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