Combine Harvester

[Patsy33]

A man was arrested yesterday after falling into a combine harvester whilst trying to steal it. He's due to be bailed tomorrow...

[aelmpvw]

his barrister is considering mitigating circumstances but i think he's clutching at straws

[Canary42]

How corny

[mallyh]

on the bright side he had his oats

[Voltage]

blimey patsy your jokes are fields apart from the others!

[Patsy33]

I like to think I've harvested a few good ones Volty! :-)

[Voltage]

I bet you have behind the haystack lol x

[Patsy33]

...yeah and forty acres...

[aelmpvw]

thanks for ba Patsy :-)

[Patsy33]

Ael. I thought it clever! x