Holy Moly
Just added some of the above home ground chilli powder to a very bland home made chicken vindaloo.
I settled down to watch the box and a slodge of the sauce,as I was cutting through the chicken leg (always use on the bone)splashed up straight into my left eye. Oh boy.. Can't see what I am eating now or watching on the box. Can I ask for a TV licence exemption or should I just have an early night in a dark room?
If you've got traces of that home ground chilli powder on your hands, just wait until you have to point Percy at the porcelain. You'll quickly forget all about the problem with your eye ;-)
Chris,
Many years ago I ate a kebab with fresh green chillis in the pita bread.
After finishing my late turn shift I called in on a female acquaintance of mine.Things became quite amourous and it wasn't long before the whole block was awoken that night and it wasn't cries of passion. :-(
same story after I had prepared a nice chilli meal for a girlfriend, food was fine but I not wash my fingers well enough. Can you imagine the hor har when we got to bed