This Man Went To The Pub

[DTCwordfan]

Spicerack walks into a bar and the barman asks for ID.

"You've got to be kidding," he said. "I'm almost 60 years old."

The barman apologized, but said he had to see the licence.

Spicerack showed his driving licence, then paid and told the barman to keep the change. "The tip's for carding me, next a best answer perhaps as this is an AB joke," he said.

The barman put the change in the tip cup. "Thanks," he said. "Works every time."

[Spicerack]

Lol, ta.