Do You Like Eating Edible Turkey Or Edible Turkey?

[RainbowRafiki]

Turkey is awesome. So is turkey.

[retrocop]

Tell it to the birds.

[RainbowRafiki]

I have a pet bird. I fed my chickens chicken by accident, and they loved. They're dead now.

[tonyav]

Either compared to inedible Turkey.

[kvalidir]

Cannibal Corpse then? Good band.

[-Talbot-]

I've got a pet Emu.

https://img00.deviantart.net/8ec1/i/2006/135/b/a/emo_emu_by_l3lazec.gif

[1ozzy]

I bought a boneless Turkey to roast for dinner.

Poor thing must have had a miserable life.

[Gizmonster]

My dog sounds like a ..... well, I'm not too sure really - you decide:

[Mamyalynne]

Sounds like a Capon.

[RainbowRafiki]

It sounds like a squeaky toy!

[retrocop]

Sounds like me having a chunder down the speaking trumpet after a night out with my pals many years ago. :-(

[kvalidir]

Sounds like a Velocoraptor- that's a brilliant dog, why isn't it mine?

[Mamyalynne]

You're too young to have heard a velociraptor.

[kvalidir]

Or know how to spell it properly Mamy- I thought it looked wrong :) x

[Mamyalynne]

I had to check it ;-)

[RainbowRafiki]

Umm.... What? Your dog's adorable dude. Sorry if you're not a dude. I call everyone that.

[RainbowRafiki]

Turkey day has arrived! I ate chicken.