The Funniest Thing Happened......lol

[Smowball]

Yesterday I was just at the local shops and walked back to car and got in. This car with a young guy pulled in next to me and he wound down his window. I thought he was going to ask if he could use my car park ticket, so I wound my window down too. He then says I just wanted to tell you that I think you’re very beautiful. Well im not, so I laughed and said don’t be silly. He then says are you married ? I’m thinking this is a wind up now and look around to see if he had a mate with him for a bet but no he was alone. So I said yes I am. He then says happily? Yes I said laughing. (I should have just driven off but I was so bemused at this point). So he then says can I have your phone number? No lol.So I closed the window and
was sorting out a catalogue on the passenger seat that I was just about to drop to a customer. I finally look up and he’s still standing there! And he’s mouthing please give me your number and holding his hands out, whilst flashing these perfect teeth lol.
So I just mouthed no sorry, and slowly drove away. Looked in mirror and he was still watching my car and he didn’t look away once, then I drove round corner. It was hilarious lol.
So I rang my MIL when I got in to tell her and immediatekybshe said oh he was clearly on drugs! Thanks lol!
Was very odd tho lol.

[Smowball]

Excuse typo in last sentence - blooming touchscreen!

[malagabob]

Faint heart never won fair lady.

[waterboatman]

S mow I've always told you you're gorgeous! ;o}

[rowanwitch]

Feels good though...

[Smowball]

I keep thinking what was he really after lol. He didn’t ask me to get out of the car. He just kept trying to give me his number. Blimey he was only about 25 lol.

[Bazile]

Post a picture so we can concur or not with his opinion

[Smowball]

Brazil’s - 1. I don’t know how and 2. Honestly he’s wrong lol.

[waterboatman]

Don't be so modest smow. You are beautiful. ;o}

[waterboatman]

Time to go.

Have a happy day smow. xxxxx

[Smowball]

Awww bless you WBM xx

[Spicerack]

Mental case.

[Tilly2]

That would have really unnerved me, Smow. I would have made a note of his registration number before driving away. Creepy!

[Smowball]

Tilly on hindsight I agree.

[gness]

Oh bums...some folk have all the luck.....all I got was the chap in the Co-op who said.....

I see you're not wearing a wedding ring.....would you like to spend Christmas with me?

He had excessive saliva and no ears.....I was tempted but only to find out how he kept his glasses on....... :-(

[Smowball]

Omg gness LOL

[aelmpvw]

^ next time i go to the co op i'll wear my contact lenses ...

[gness]

Do, Ael.....and don't dribble!!!

[rowanwitch]

I was approached in Waterstones by a nicechap who insisted I was his perfect woman... I was reading Rugby world, drinking coffee with a copy of the good beer guide on the table in front of me. I told him I was waiting for my then girlfriend, but he still insisted on buying me another coffee and sitting with me.

[Patsy33]

A bit weird, but I bet you were quite chuffed!
I accidently got into the wrong car outside the Vet's a couple of years ago. I looked across and thought, that's not my husband! The chap was grinning from ear to ear and said, "I thought it was my lucky day"! Lol...

[ummmm]

Reminds me of one time my son came to pick me up from a hospital appointment. I was waiting outside the hospital grounds, my son pulled up so I walked to his car, Just as I got there a bloke got in. I stopped him closing the door asking who the eff he was. He looked at me like I was a nutter then turned and looked at my son, who was in attack mode, and he realised he'd got in the wrong car. His mate was picking him up and they had the same cars. He was very apologetic.

That was a weird experience...