Live Longer - No Sex Or Curry...

[Canary42]

... but do you live happier ?

https://uk.yahoo.com/style/secret-long-life-no-sex-121554309.html

All a matter of taste I suppose.

[pixie374]

No sex... he is not 124. He just feels like he is :-)

[tonyav]

Well I've never had a curry ( and certainly never intend to ) in my life !

[Mamyalynne]

We live our lives the wrong way round, we party young and dabble in madness then the Medics tell us to stop, we should live clean till mid fifties the go wild!

[tonyav]

Aw, can't we do it twice, Mamya. Teen's to mid twenties ( marry, raise kids ) and then do it all again only better this time because we are experienced.

[Mamyalynne]

If only Tony :-)

[tonyav]

Wouldn't it be lovely. Dunno if I could survive an all-nighter these days though ;-)

[Canary42]

/// Aw, can't we do it twice ///

Three times would be better - after all, you know what they say "third time lucky" ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

Nor me, I'd come home on a stretcher.

[tonyav]

Three times would be better

Lets not be taking the pee now, canary ;-)

[jno]

wooden pillow? No thanks.

[tonyav]

Better off in the slammer.

[vulcan42]

If there's no sex there won't be anybody around to live longer.

[tonyav]

Good point, vulcan. Imagine being 124 years old and still wondering what a bit that bit of hanky panky that you missed out on with that girl across the street would have been like when you where a young virile youth.

[LadyCG]

Tony, why the aversion to curry?

Have you any idea what you're missing out on??

[TonyV]

lots of different strengths available Tony depending on your palate.

[TonyV]

Guide here. I always have to make two korma for mrs and madras for me, but basic is the same just depends on how hot you like it.
https://dentons.net/localinfo/a-guide-to-take-away-food/a-guide-to-indian-takeaway-food/indian-curry-heat-scale-index/

[aelmpvw]

i can't remember the last time i could cross my legs like him ...

[10ClarionSt]

I never eat curry. Or chicken. Or fresh fish. Never. These are the three main causes of stomach upsets in this country. Many years ago, an Asian friend told me that the original purpose of curry was as a meat preserver. In a hot climate, how would you preserve fresh meat? I'll give it a miss; but not the sex. I don't need viagra. And I'm not being hard on anyone when I say that!

[hereIam]

Not in the least bothered about the sex, but would definitely miss curry !

[spathiphyllum]

Sex boosts your body's ability to make protective antibodies.. so i aint avin it.

Of course this monk has no clue why he's so old.