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marval | 17:13 Mon 18th May 2020 | Jokes
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I was sitting on my lawn having a quiet beer and reading when I was startled by a fairly late model car that crashed through my hedge and came to rest just in front of me.

I helped the elderly driver out of the car and sat her down on a chair.

I noted, "It's quite remarkable that you are still driving at your age."

"Yes," she replied. "I am old enough that I don't need a license any more."

"How is that possible?" I asked.

"The last time my doctor examined me, he asked if I had a driver's
license.

I told him yes and handed it to him.

He took scissors out of a drawer, and as he cut the license into pieces he said,
'You won't be needing this any more.

So I thanked him and drove home."
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Lol!
Fair enough.
Ah, the English language and its confusion. A colleague wrote on a report that a pupil had a piece of work outstanding, when Parents' Evening came round the parent was as pleased as punch about her child's outstanding piece of coursework.
Ah, the English language and its confusion. A colleague wrote on a report that a pupil had a piece of work outstanding, when Parents' Evening came round the parent was as pleased as punch about her child's outstanding piece of coursework.

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