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[bobtheturkey]

If an orange b&q bucket was filled with werthers originals and you had to eat them all in 15 minutes to avoid being eaten by a family car sized earwig could you do it?

[Buenchico]

Welcome to The AnswerBank, newbie, (for the umpteenth time)!

In answer to your question . . .

No - but I could train the family car-sized earwig to change its diet to Werther's originals in well under a quarter of an hour, thus saving me from being consumed by the creature.

I can't post any more now though, as I'm watching earwig porn right now: https://tinyurl.com/57w3n6bk

[Hopkirk]

European or Asian earwig?

[rowanwitch]

Wrapped or unwrapped.... It's the unwrapping that takes the time.....but I would just throw them at the earwig to frighten it away, or give it diabetes whatever happened first.

[AZardoz]

Considering some of the 'debates' on this site, this abstraction might carry some weight.
If you disagree, perhaps some members of the Flying Circus should weigh in. (-;

[eve1974]

I will have to ponder this question!

In the meantime what a fab post haha

[douglas9401]

Saloon, estate or hatchback?

[aelmpvw]

15 minutes seems a bit of a challenge, i'll let you know later . . .

[Ken4155]

Sorry Bob but your question is invalid. I've kept pet earwigs for some time and consider myself quite the expert on them. They do not grow any bigger than the average sized Labrador and their diet consists mainly of rolled up newspapers and orange B&Q buckets.

[roopower]

Im sure the earwig would prefer a lovely, sweet werthers to me so I would quickly unwrap some and run

[johnny.5]

what is the size of the family ?

[Patsy33]

No way!

[carrot99]

Trick question. B&A orange buckets are out of stock in my area so couldn't happen. Nice try bobtheturkey - if that's even your real name!

[Zacs-Master]

This actually happened to me. And here I still am!