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Drinks With Perks
An Englishman, as Scotsman and an Irishman were sitting in a bar in far flung part of the world.
The Englishman says ' I wish I was back in my local the RedLion where after buying 2 pints of bitter the landlord would give you the third one for free'
The Scot say 'I wish I was back in my local in Glasgow where after buying 2 pints the landlord would give you the third one for free with a whisky chaser'
'That's nothing' says the Irishman ' back in my local after buying the first drink you never have to buy a drink again. You also get a bar meal and at closing time you go upstairs and have sex all night long'
The Englishman looks at the Scotsman in amazement and ask the Irishman 'Has this happened to you?'
'No' says the Irishman 'but it has happened to my sister'.
The Englishman says ' I wish I was back in my local the RedLion where after buying 2 pints of bitter the landlord would give you the third one for free'
The Scot say 'I wish I was back in my local in Glasgow where after buying 2 pints the landlord would give you the third one for free with a whisky chaser'
'That's nothing' says the Irishman ' back in my local after buying the first drink you never have to buy a drink again. You also get a bar meal and at closing time you go upstairs and have sex all night long'
The Englishman looks at the Scotsman in amazement and ask the Irishman 'Has this happened to you?'
'No' says the Irishman 'but it has happened to my sister'.
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