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In Florida How Many People Are Eaten Each Year By Alligators?
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I've seen films of them in swimming pools and lolling about on golf courses. That's gators, not people.
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Whilst on holiday in Florida with Mrs Clarion, playing golf at Kissimmee Golf Club (now closed, sadly), I teed off at one hole that had a large pond down the right. I thought my ball had gone in the water, but, joy, it hadn't! It was a couple of yards from the water. The side of the pond had lots of small sand bars and reeds. I got out of the buggy and as I approached my ball, Mrs Clarion said: "Is that an alligator?"
I said, "where?"
"Just to right, near that sand"
I looked, and as I did so, the gator raised it's head out of the water. I said: "F***. It is!"
I picked my ball up rapid and turned to get in the buggy, only to see Mrs Clarion already driving it off, 20 yards away! Stand by your man, eh?!
I said, "where?"
"Just to right, near that sand"
I looked, and as I did so, the gator raised it's head out of the water. I said: "F***. It is!"
I picked my ball up rapid and turned to get in the buggy, only to see Mrs Clarion already driving it off, 20 yards away! Stand by your man, eh?!
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