mccoys

[lisa77]

my boyfriend insists that mccoys crisps are for boys, i don't get it??

[Ward-Minter]

Maybe because they are full of fat and no bird looks good with thunder thighs do they?

I think there was a similar Yorkie promotion a few years back stating "They're not for Girls" or something.

Besides Quavers are much nicer anyway.

[Champagne]

Well I've always been a bit of a ladette, Ward-Minter. BRING IT ON!! Now... where did I leave my packet of steak McCoys...?

[rhona_j]

Agree with Ward-Minter, I'm sure they had an advert years ago with Lumberjacks eating them.

[Ward-Minter]

Forgive my Public School upbringing, but what in Gods name is a ladette?

I can only assume it is a new term for a tom-boy???

Good heavens, whatever next.

Here's a few pointers to guide you in the right direction....

1) Women should NEVER eat in public

2) Women should NEVER be drunk

3) Women should NEVER drink pints

4) Women (except fat ones) should NEVER wear trousers

5) Women should NEVER work if the man earns enough.

6) Women should NEVER drive

7) Women should NEVER swear

8) Women should NEVER have more than three sexual partners during their life.

9) As a mark of appreciation from women for infiltrating a mans world, they should have the mans child. But NEVER, NEVER moan about stretch marks.

[Ward-Minter]

PS I am divorced.

[Scarlett]

I scored 7 out of those 9. Not bad...

[zara 4]

Then the women can deflate and go back in her box???

[EllyD]

I am not surprised that Ward-Minter is divorced!

[Ward-Minter]

Scarlett I am now intrigued as to which two you have failed on?

[maximo]

I failed on all 9. I'll get my coat....:-)

[natalie_1982]

Maximo, I'm with you. Failed all 9

[natalie_1982]

Oh and in answer to the question, I love McCoys but I think if they had a gender they would be boys crisps, as would Branningans and probably Wheat Crunchies. I would imagine Skips, French Fries and Squares would be girls' crisps. The same goes for chocolate bars Kit Kat Chunkies, Snickers and Yorkies are man's choccies, and Flakes, Maltesers and Turkish Delight are girls'.

[jules1968]

1. men like Ward Minter should go back to his cave!!!!! God, how did you manage to find a wife to divorce you in the first place??????? The mind boggles! lol.

[Ward-Minter]

To answer your question jules, �3750 from Thailand.

[jules1968]

i think she must have fell for your sense of humour Ward- Minter!!! Nice one ;-)

[Champagne]

Since when do public schoolboys use the word 'bird' to describe women? Methinks you're a little fibber. ;o)

Oh, and public schoolboys aren't man enough for McCoys either!!