There is a local restaurant here called 'Strawberry Fair', which specialises in chocolate dishes. As an avid chocoholic I have tasted many different concoctions created with chocolate, but their rich desert has even me struggling to finish it. It is appropriately called 'Death by Chocolate'. mmm... I'm getting hungry again...
Dime a dozen, Get on board,get on board,get on board with the Double Deckers (for the over 35's only),Being caught by the Short 'n' Curly-Wurlies (okay, getting desparate here).
Old 70s playground one - Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin? A Bandit hit the Penguin over the head with a Club and escaped in a Taxi. (I don't think you can get bandits anymore).