Strange scottish drinking song?

[myselfness]

Ok i was down visiting my grandparents and my Grandad was listeing to a Scottish Drinking Songs album thing.. on it was a really funny song about football.. i think the lyrics went along the lines of

"He was football crazy, now hes gone clean mad. Football has robbed him of the wee bit sense he had"

or SOMETHING... (its probably wrong but i only heard it once)

does anyone have any idea what its called?

thanks xx

[Scrumpy669]

Its called Football Crazy

I have a favourite brother
And his Christian name is Paul.
He's lately joined a football club
For he's mad about football.
He's two black eyes already
And teeth lost from his gob,
Since Paul became a member of
That terrible football club.

(Chorus)
For he's football crazy,
He's football mad,
The football it has taken away
The little bit o' sense he had,
And it would take a dozen servants
To wash his clothes and scrub,
Since Paul became a member of
That terrible football club.

In the middle of the field, one afternoon,
The captain says, "Now Paul,
Would you kindly take this place-kick
Since you're mad about football?"
So he took forty paces backwards,
Shot off from the mark.
The ball went sailing over the bar
And landed in New York.

[mushroom25]

have a look at this:- http://www.nigelgatherer.com/tunes/songs/song1 /fitba.txt

[mushroom25]

oops scrumpy, cross post!