Tonight for example, I was going to have a packet of Co-op ham, mushy peas with chilli sauce, and mashed potato (without Masterchef lumps). Then, discovering that I had no microwaveable mash left in the fridge, I realised I would have to boil some water and mix up some Smash in a bowl. On a washing-up count this became unacceptable, so I have now settled for spag bol from the freezer. Total washing up one plate, one spoon, one colander (just a rinse in hot water), one Tupperware container.
Oh what a lazy lot you are!!! I work in kitchen but I still cook something for myself at night.....makes me feel good. Gee whiffey-don't you miss the taste of REAL food....you need a home cooked meal ...poor boy...lol
Balanced meal: most of a packet of KP Salt and Vinegar peanuts, thawed spag bol, 5 bottles of Michelob low calorie ultra (so far), loads of white pepper which is calorie-free, and the background commonsense of Michael Portillo.
Have you ever thought of cooking real food for your dinner master whiffey and then simply employing someone else to do the washing up ? Hehe, a simple win-win solution (you get the kitchen sorted and someone else earns some money) .... OK, failing that, I will be up at the weekend and will cook you a proper meal, plus I'll show you how to do the washing up really easily....
PS I actually like lumps in my mashed potato - proves to me that it's the real stuff !
By the way, whiffey, when I made reference to you walking around with mushy peas in your Wellingtons on another post, I wasn't inferring that you had an 'accident'. I'm the resident 'Limey' at the bar I drink at , and I'm always being accused of carrying around 'God-awful British food' in my wellies coz I talk about it so much..................wow, what an explanation that was.
Well stewey, that is very kind of you. The thing about the mushy peas is that at around 0630 this morning I evacuated as normal. About an hour later I was just leaving for work when abdominal pain advised me to stay in a while longer. So, I returned upstairs and carried on with Lucas-Phillips book about El Alamein. It was 0845 before I felt it safe to stand up without leaking, and this is the second day in a row that this has happened after mushy peas.