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Funny things kids believe
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This morning I aked my girlfriends daughter the question that if God created the universe with a bowl of fruit, what did he crate people with....
To this She replied L*GO....
We were in stiches.
Have your children said anything funny recently?
To this She replied L*GO....
We were in stiches.
Have your children said anything funny recently?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.for fathers day my 5 and 6 yr old bought daddy a star to name. When the voucher come through my 5 yr old looked in the envelope and asked where the star was. I replied 'in the sky', she said 'but how do we get it down' i said 'it stays in the sky forever' . She then said ' but how do we wrap it up'
ahh bless, they are just so cute and innocent
ahh bless, they are just so cute and innocent
my son at 18 months loved any motor vehicle. He would get very excited and would shout 'van-car' at top of his voice in carparks. We were grateful when he started to just shout car.
That was until he started describing and counting.
Now, hes 2 on 2nd, he shouts out 'one-car' 'big one-car' 'red one-car' 'black one-car' etc etc
That was until he started describing and counting.
Now, hes 2 on 2nd, he shouts out 'one-car' 'big one-car' 'red one-car' 'black one-car' etc etc
i was babysitting my neice a few years ago (she was about 3). i was after some nail scissors and asked where her mam kept them. she led me upstairs, opened a drawer in the bedroom and said 'in there'. it was full of sex toys, and she said 'oh, thats mummys medicine'! i told my sister afterwards and she had no idea why she called it mummys medicine! it was sooo funny
we were cut up by a guy in a car with a roaring engine - my 5 year old son obviously impressed said "wow, what kind of car is that?" My husband exclaimed at the same time - not meaning to answer his question "pr!ck!"
A couple of minutes late came the question - "Dad, is a
pr!ck faster than a ferrari?"
I can only image the boasting next day at school - "When I grow up, i'm going to drive a pr!ck - 'cos they are really fast and noisy"
A couple of minutes late came the question - "Dad, is a
pr!ck faster than a ferrari?"
I can only image the boasting next day at school - "When I grow up, i'm going to drive a pr!ck - 'cos they are really fast and noisy"
nightmare - my 6 year old thinks one bit is a 'wack' too. He also thinks you eat two or three Weetabix, but only one 'Weetabick"!! Which does make sense, of course, but how do you explain it's not!!??
My 3 year old offered to buy me a winkie yesterday with his pocket money, "so you don't have to wee sitting down any more Mummy."
I wasn't going to get into that conversation just yet, so I had to accept his kind offer for now!! I'll just have to wait and see where he thinks they'll be for sale...xx
My 3 year old offered to buy me a winkie yesterday with his pocket money, "so you don't have to wee sitting down any more Mummy."
I wasn't going to get into that conversation just yet, so I had to accept his kind offer for now!! I'll just have to wait and see where he thinks they'll be for sale...xx
my little boys love wrestling, the other day i went to pick them up from their nannas as she was looking after them, i asked if they had behaved and she said 'yes but they had been wrestling with one another' so i turned to my youngest and said 'what does the man say at the end of the wrestling programme, he says dont try this at home' to which my little boy replied i wasnt at home i was at nannas. they have an answer for everything dont they but i guess he was right.
My daughter has come out with another one although this one is more plausible than God making people from lego!
My daughter commented tonight on the current Dr Who series ending and there being no sign of k-9. Her reason is that maybe they have lost the remote control for him!
We are no hoping they manage to find k-9's remote control in tiem for the next series!
My daughter commented tonight on the current Dr Who series ending and there being no sign of k-9. Her reason is that maybe they have lost the remote control for him!
We are no hoping they manage to find k-9's remote control in tiem for the next series!
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