Many years ago, as a joke, I had some custom sticky-tabs made for my wife to give out as Christmas gifts at a fashion house. It said (as best I recall now)
...Fashion Police Citation...
You have been issued this citation because:
_The trousers you are wearing are so tight you can hear the fabric around your thighs screaming
_Your chosen colour scheme is in such conflict we�ve contacted the U.N.
_You may be impressed with your display of flaccid bust, but anyone other than a nursing baby isn�t
_When you colour your hair it�s supposed to be all the way, not just dipping the tips in a bowl.
_Maternity outfits are designed for pregnant women, not for women who consume too many kebabs and sticky buns.
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And there was a tiny space for them to fill in an ad hoc offence.
From what I understand, the staff all had fun with the post it notes as it let their cattiness towards one another escape in a sense of fun.
But after I made them, I began to worry a bit whether any of them used the citations in public. I hope not.
I know the image of the belt scenario you speak of. We have clergy who use their cinctures to achieve the same goals. Truly tacky! Perhaps the woman�s belt was just a matter of her acting out latent desires to be a labourer and wear a hefty tool belt.
Fr Bill