me wanna eat some noodew

[China Man]

where me go eat some noodew in uk?

[China Man]

me wanna eat now

[sausagechips]

hi gravy
i am posting nice posts about u haha

[Mrs. Raven]

Have your Chinese girlfriend cook some for you. But hide the dog before she starts cooking, otherwise you might get newdeles with dog meat.

[heathfield]

What for you no go look Chinese restaurant?

[Brooksy]

If you made a typo & meant "yuk", then view the post immediately before by 3ight8ball! (or as you might say 3ight8baw).

[Bewlay Bros]

How about you post inane chat in Chatterbank instead of clogging up food and drink.

Ooooh silly me, I see you have.

And it is just as hilarious there as it is here.

"me wanna eat some noodew" said in a Chinese accent just pushes the boundary of side splitting humour that bit further.

And just before urine is actually involuntarily released due to my stomach hurting so much with laughter you say "where me go eat some noodew in uk".

Brilliant. Absolutely stunningly brilliant.

[filthiestfis]

These people have a peculiar sense of humour. They'll laugh at anything. Not to mention racist.