irish party

[bubbles4920]

been invited round to neighbours to celebrate st pats day. any ideas what we can take with us for a gift? its going to be a sit down meal with irish food, so dont want to take any major food and think they may already have guinness.

[Abdulmajid]

How about a nice framed photograph of Oliver Cromwell?

[blondytops]

Just take a big smile and thats about all you will need, the irish make great hosts unlike the prat who answered before me, i think he should buxxer back to chatterbank, xx

[Cugetit]

Agree blondytops ... he should bu88er off but why land him on the Chatterbank AB'ers. He is trying very hard tonight to be accepted somewhere but a leopard doesn't change its spots and regardless of the countless warnings he has received he still cannot fight the urge to be foul mouthed, impolite and a downright troublemaker and he will no doubt continue until he is obliged to change his "name" again, if the management are stupid enough to let him back on again.

Tiab

[blondytops]

Absolutely cuge, the management should never have let him back, people who constantly curse and swear and are downright rude, are usually lacking in intellect, in my mind.

[Cugetit]

Well, blondy, maybe you are being a little unfair here. I have actually seen some very intellectual posts from this individiual ... i.e. "I like trifle with a layer of cream and a layer of strawberries. How do you like it?" "Is it OK to wear a cardigan with jeans?" See what I mean?

Tiab

[sir.prize]

abdulmajid. bewlay bros, wardy, minter - doesn't matter which name he uses - born an idiot will always be an idiot.

[cazzz1975]

Take some barnbrack, we normally have it on halloween but its so tasty!!!

[Cugetit]

Evening, sir. Welcome. Up to his old tricks again. What odds against him lasting another week?

Tiab

[Abdulmajid]

Dear bubbles.

I shall not apologise for others but may I suggest you post this again so people can rant off and not further ruin an innocent thread.

I am sure they are proud of themselves.

Enjoy your evening of Irish festivities.

[sir.prize]

Evening cugetit. He is Mr Controversial. There is a vast difference between joking and being downright distasteful. Possibly the best action is ignore all his comments. But . . .. he is like a disease, spreading everywhere. Oh well, his only claim to fame is Idiocy Personified.

[bubbles4920]

yes, please take my posting seriously now as i am looking for some serious good ideas.

[funnygirl]

Take a bottle of Baileys!!

And drink it yourself!!!

[figure]

How about taking a trifle made from mostly green ingredients?

[warpig3]

What about bring the ingredients for an Ulster fry up for the next days breakfast, helps to sort out the hangover.

Potato bread, soda bread, eggs, bacon, mushrooms, sausages, tomatoes.

Or how about some diddleydee music.

Or some good irish malt.

Begosh and begorrah, have a great time.

[shivvy]

Bring some booze (any!) because it is traditional to wet/drown the shamrock. Wear a little shamrock on your lapel too.

[country_boy]

Download some Christy Moore to CD and take that. I mean take the CD, not download Take That!!
I like warpig's idea of breakfast material - black and white pudding is pretty much the only difference between full irish and full english in my experience!
Or if whiskey drinkers, see if you can get a bottle of Paddy or Tullamore Dew, bit different to the normal Jamesons/J&B.
Have fun!