What can I do tonight?

[joggerjayne]

Went out for fish and chips.

Accidentally fell into a couple of shops on the way home, but didn't buy anything.

Wandered round The Lanes (anything to avoid coming home and staring at the telly).

Almost bought a new vibe, but didn't want Mr Buzzy to get upset.

Tried on some shoes. Still didn't buy anything.

I'm fed up. All my friends are doing things tonight. :-((

Help. What can I do tonight?

[whiffey]

I'll think on your dilemma, in the meantime though I have to ask, did you wear that awful red thong this afternoon?

[LAW_DROP-OUT]

the Lanes you live in BN....? jogger ?

[joggerjayne]

No. Why ??

[MrLee-Gend]

Come and see me in croydon.I am whiffy.

And bring your super little sports car i love mgfs.


DID THIS HELP?

[LAW_DROP-OUT]

the Lanes do you live in BN , jogger ?

[joggerjayne]

?? confused ??

[leelapops]

Hello jayne, how are you? I think a partner fro Mr Buzzy wouldn't be a bad thing-all my vibes are in good company! *lol*

As to what you can do, do you fancy coming round here to help me pack? We can open a bottle or two? That said, I suppose not much packing would get done...x

[MrLee-Gend]

Btw you left your red thong in the gents cubicle .I picked it up after u left.

Sniffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff



Lovely

[whiffey]

OK then leg end, if you are me, then tell me what I will post in my next message. Off you go, run along, chop chop.

[MrLee-Gend]

Too late ive already posted it.I have proove of it two.

YES THAT HELPED.



See got ya

[puuuuuntang]

its a shame u cant email smell. i wouldnt mind a whiff

[beejay1124]

jayne- i'm by myself
all alone as t'were
?
where are thing1 and thing 2
mwaaah
:<0

[MrLee-Gend]

Its a nice whifff not a whifffffy whifff gravy.

Btw iam whifffy

[joggerjayne]

No knobs, I was more "mooching" than jogging.

I even stopped in at two separate pubs, and both times had to do that thing where you keep looking at your watch and then over to the door, and fiddling with your phone, as if you're waiting for someone.

We can't go into pubs on our own, you see, because everyone thinks you are either:

1. A prostitute looking for a shag, or

2. An old slapper looking for a shag.

It never enters their heads that you might be:

3. Thirsty.

So, you make out you're waiting for someone. When you leave, you have to walk out pretending to dial on your phone, as if you're trying to find out why your friend didn't arrive. We're not good in pubs. But then, men are cr@p in sex shops.

loses her thread, and gives up

[whiffey]

I don't think I could be this boring even if I tried.

[MrLee-Gend]

Well jayn eim rather good in sex shops




WOULD THAT HELP?