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Do you suffer from hay fever?
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If you do, the government is going to legislate against it.
It doesn't matter if you have lots of allergies anyway. What will happen is that the govt will introduce legislation to make it illegal for all plants and flowers to emit pollen, thereby greatly reducing passive intake of allergy -inducing grains. Any plants that are seen, or known to, emit pollen in public, will immediately have their stalks cut off and be carted away in boxes. It will be illegal for all plants to emit pollen in the home, shops, factories, pubs etc. This will ensure a greater enjoyment of the environment for all citizens and will prevent those watering eyes and streaming noses that cost the country and the European Union huge losses in days off work.
It may well be of course, that you are just the kind of person who is very prone to allergies and will have a reaction to virtually anything that the govt says is a hazard.
In this case don't worry, because the govt intends to legislate against anything that it thinks the people are gullible enough to believe. Help is on it's way!
It doesn't matter if you have lots of allergies anyway. What will happen is that the govt will introduce legislation to make it illegal for all plants and flowers to emit pollen, thereby greatly reducing passive intake of allergy -inducing grains. Any plants that are seen, or known to, emit pollen in public, will immediately have their stalks cut off and be carted away in boxes. It will be illegal for all plants to emit pollen in the home, shops, factories, pubs etc. This will ensure a greater enjoyment of the environment for all citizens and will prevent those watering eyes and streaming noses that cost the country and the European Union huge losses in days off work.
It may well be of course, that you are just the kind of person who is very prone to allergies and will have a reaction to virtually anything that the govt says is a hazard.
In this case don't worry, because the govt intends to legislate against anything that it thinks the people are gullible enough to believe. Help is on it's way!
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