Brighton Rock

[joggerjayne]

Brighton Rock.
Not the book by Graham Greene. I mean real Brighton Rock ... as in "stick of".

I bought myself a stick of rock today. Yeah yeah, I know. But, given my current sad singleton status, it's the only way I'm going to take home anything long, hard and pink to get my lips around (that's for jenny).

So these are the ingredients (prepare to cringe!) ...

Sugar, Glucose syrup, Artificial flavourings and Colours, E102, E122, E124, E129, E132, E142, E171, E133.

Can there possibly be anything worse than that for a girl to consume? goes back to sucking large, hard pink thing, which is now getting rather sticky at the end

[bobtheturkey]

hello kids yes its a family site

[gureenlegend]

jayn e be careful

the samurai killer is outta jail and living in a halfway house in brighton.

he shops at tescos and bets in the nearby bookies.

he also drinks in pubs in the town


beware

[gureenlegend]

lol bobby id be moreworried about the samurai killer than some rock

[cazzz1975]

you will be bouncing off the walls with that amount of colours not to mention the sugar

[gureenlegend]

cazz you can bounce offf my walls


damn

thats a typo btw : 0 )

[whiffey]

I wish you would stop posting barely veiled pornography.

I have reported this thread anyway. It is not funny. It is DISGUSTING.

Flutes? Mozart did that one to die for.

[joggerjayne]

crunch, crunch, gulp, crunch, slurp

You're right cazzz. Maybe I should leave a bit.

carries on eating

So who's this Samurai Killer Leggy. If he messes with me and the Brighton Bikers, he'll be the Samurai Hospital Patient.

[cazzz1975]

I think jayne would bounce better

[gureenlegend]

as long as you got the vibe


jayne read my earlier thread

he murdered a guy

stuck him thru with a samurai sword 6 times

got jailed

out after 7 yeasr and walking brightons streets
seriously dangerous

[joggerjayne]

Oh Whiffster, chill out you old fart.

Was my porno veiled? Damn.

crunch, slurp

[joggerjayne]

Oh him, Leggy. That was last year, wasn't it.

And of course I've got the vibe Leggy. You should know that by now !!!

[joggerjayne]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

MMmmmmmmmmmm, Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh



He he

[whiffey]

No, stuff that, you should not be posting rude stuff on here, full stop, period (hey how cool am I?). There are certain users, naming no names of course apart from leg end and nonuts, who

Oh balls, I just lost the will to live.

[bobtheturkey]

promise whiffey?

[gureenlegend]

no jayne was in todays daily mail
hes just out

beware

really

[Lakitu]

Can you send me one, please?

[whiffey]

bob, no. As long as there is someone as tediously boring as you - I have to go on.

Don't you see that?

It's an orange bucket matter, desperately interesting.....

[joggerjayne]

But I still don't have an orange bucket.

What am I sending you, Lakitu?

[Lakitu]

A stick of Brighton rock....

[jennyjen02]

Hahaha! BEST thread!