the real cabbage thread!

[LoudAndProud]

CABBAGE- A word used to describe legs genetalia which has become large green and wrinkled due to various infections caught from homosexual encounters and underuse in the hetrosexual way of sex. The cabbage is also called this for the state his brain is in from sitting sometimes 48 hours nonstop hunched over a computer while he attempst childish humour,inane drivel and trying to land himself a girl/boy friend but never seems to work. The cabbage is native to scotland,but due to his constant "drunken cabbage battering" his female counterpart has set up seed with a new vegetable and has taken baby cabbage with her and Daddy cabbage has found new ways to spring up in tenerife,even though scots cabbages are not a threat to the tenerife variety as he's no threat to the female variety as he's mainly a homosexual. The cabbage is usually followed everywhere by a red pepper tomato faced hybrid called a "knobby" who has found himself growing out of his usual growing place due to his wife plant leaving him! CABBAGES.......VERY BIG,BUT NOT VERY CLEVER........ O W N E D !

[LoudAndProud]

lol!

[craft1948]

fancy being told you look like someones genitalia that's not nice...

[LoudAndProud]

Nice to know ownedboy!

[LoudAndProud]

(smug ear to ear grin) lol! nowned,ruthless and raw! lol!
























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lol! hahahahaahahahhhahaahhahhahhaahahh!

[Joy11]

You are disgusting Loud!!!!

[craft1948]

don't joy - he'll just pick on you.....

[LoudAndProud]

Thats what all my ladys tell me joy!

[stewey]

Lettuce please have no more talk about cabbage.

[LoudAndProud]

lol@stewey,yeah we should LEAF it alone!

[stewey]

....before someone ends up with a cauliflower ear?

[mrs_overall]

Where does all this nastiness sprout from?

[LoudAndProud]

You lot are killing me!

[stewey]

Excellent, mrs o:)

[mrs_overall]

I think we're all getting brassica'd off