penguins

[Andy and lou]

are penguin bars really made out of real penguins?

[unnamed]

a penguin is made mostly of chocolate and biscuit but ground up penguin beak and innards (penguin offal) make up part of the filling.

[natalie_1982]

They don't use the beaks or flippers anymore cos of Mad Penguins Disease.

[woofgang]

...and what are girl scout cookies made of? (old joke)

[ewand]

No, they are not. They are made out of pretend penguins which are infact weasels. Confusing for sure, but anyone who has seen a weasel at night in a dark room would probably agree that they are hard to tell apart.

[thewillow]

Q. Why do polar bears not eat penguins?

A. Because they can't get the wrappers off.

[New Forester]

What I think is awful is that Boots and other pharmacists quite openly sell baby oil!  And also baby powder, which is presumably what's left after the oil is extracted.

 

My local supermarket also has an aisle packed with dog and cat food -- but personally I don't like them, especially with the pictures of sweet little kitties on.

[Philtaz]

I've also often wondered how many moggies innards made up the catgut string in my tennis raquet.

[Bangkok]

I get tofu penguins, and honestly, you can't tell the difference

[tartanwiz]

I remember 'Batman' biscuits. I wonder if they were really made out of Batman? Or if you put it beside a Penguin biscuit would they fight? (Wham! Pow! etc).

[alawibaz]

yeh and did you no that mars bars have bits of the planet on it however its been digiused with chocolate all over it

oh and kit kats are absolutly delicious it such a shame that loads of innocent little kittens are killed for the making of it

[Numbers]

I could never bring myself to drink this:

http://user.icx.net/~richmond/rsr/pataphysique/pschitt3.jpg