Donate SIGN UP

So many cats

Avatar Image
McMouse | 11:03 Wed 06th May 2009 | Food & Drink
9 Answers
.... so few recipes
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 9 of 9rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by McMouse. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
There are lots of books about cooking for cats - go onto Amazon, search under "cat recipes" and they'll all come up. You can always request a book from your local library if you aren't sure about buying it.
They are EXCELLENT slow roasted with a touch of garlic.....
ingredients - one mouse
method -
behead and leave on doorstep

drag rest of mouse round house and deposit on slave for later consumption
Spit roasted over the barbecue! Yum, Yum!!!
I have actually eaten cat abroad (long story, don't ask).
It tastes virtually identical to rabbit.
Question Author
Q: What do you do if a cat spits at you?
A: Turn the grill down
If the grill caught fire it would be cat-astrophic
For relaxation you could try a cat-a-tonic.

1 to 9 of 9rss feed

Do you know the answer?

So many cats

Answer Question >>