So many cats

[McMouse]

.... so few recipes

[Proofraider]

There are lots of books about cooking for cats - go onto Amazon, search under "cat recipes" and they'll all come up. You can always request a book from your local library if you aren't sure about buying it.

[marval]

Here is one for you.

http://veganworldwidenews.blogspot.com/2009/04 /recipe-for-roast-cat.html

[johntywino]

They are EXCELLENT slow roasted with a touch of garlic.....

[mccfluff]

ingredients - one mouse
method -
behead and leave on doorstep

drag rest of mouse round house and deposit on slave for later consumption

[angiealf]

Spit roasted over the barbecue! Yum, Yum!!!

[mrs_overall]

I have actually eaten cat abroad (long story, don't ask).
It tastes virtually identical to rabbit.

[McMouse]

Q: What do you do if a cat spits at you?
A: Turn the grill down

[mrs_overall]

If the grill caught fire it would be cat-astrophic

[tiggerblue10]

For relaxation you could try a cat-a-tonic.