Ive not been on here in years....

[buttons]

........... does anyone wish to fill me in on what ive missed or will i have to start reading the last 30,000 posts?

[grasscarp]

"Same as it ever was, and the days go by, Same as it ever was......"

[Bbbananas]

I am Lady Salacious-Delicious,ODE - you may not think I'm intelligent from the tone of some of my threads - but I am really. I have 'A' levels.
I, along with sqad, am apparently the Smut Factor on here. We were an item, but apparently he dumped me about half an hour ago ;-(

[B00]

I remember you buttons- are you still Madison's PA or secretary or something?

[Bbbananas]

oDe? What's the 'd' stand for?
(And thank you - whoever bestowed on me my title. Love it.........!)

[B00]

Why's Salla got a title?

[Bobbisox]

still a mere lady salla...humph!

Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North
LOL

[Sqad]

buttons....I am the only one with any deep seated (sometimes difficult to see, i admit) intellect.

I have flown Lancasters, Spitfires, worked as a hospital porter (Head porter that is) and have bedded hundreds of women.

I did indeed dump salla, but i am considering giving her another chance.

Now bu99er off for a few more years.

[Bbbananas]

I had to work hard for it Boo..... you don;t get owt for nowt.... ;-)

[rinkins]

Did docspock get his too Lady Salacious-Delicious,ODE?

[buttons]

thats quite a title Lady Salacious-Delicious!

Hey B00 i remember you too, but no im nothing to do with Madison's PA or anything but i do know who you are talking about.

[rinkins]

you jammy bu99ar

[B00]

" have flown Lancasters, Spitfires, worked as a hospital porter (Head porter that is) and have bedded hundreds of women."- whilst being blind folded, with one hand tied behind his back and belting out Land of Hope and Glory in soprano.

Salla- I dread to think what you did to get that title....

[Bobbisox]

flew spitfires, no you didn't sqads, thought you just liked planes and RAF memorabilia!
or have I got that wrong as well?

Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North

[B00]

Ahhh sorry buttons, somehow i'd got it into my head you were his secretary- apologies then. And where have you been? You well?

[Bbbananas]

Still don't understand the ODE though Boo - I asked for OBE. Methinks there may be an edge of cruelty somehere in there.... Order of the Diarrhoea Empire? Owner of a Dud Escort?

[mccfluff]

vibes what are you on? can i have some

[buttons]

"....whilst being blind folded, with one hand tied behind his back and belting out Land of Hope and Glory in soprano. "

well that sounds like an interesting career choice!

[Bbbananas]

Have you been swallowing seawater again vibes?