Go easy on me !

[pericat]

An elderly couple is eating at a Burger King restaurant. Sitting next to them is a truck driver who observes that their apparel is somewhat threadbare and the couple is sharing a single meal. The trucker is concerned that the couple may be short of funds and offers to purchase a second meal for the wife. The husband responds "Thank you, but we share everything." The trucker continues to observe the couple and notices that the wife is sitting with 1/2 of a burger, and 1/2 an order of fries in front of her, but she hasn't eaten a bite. Again, the trucker says to the wife "I will be happy to purchase a second meal for you." The husband responds "She'll eat. We share everything." The trucker remains concerned and says to the wife "Why aren't you eating?" The wife responds "I'm waiting for the teeth."

[NoMercy]

Good one ! lol

[pericat]

In for a penny - in for a pound -
A man enters a fortune teller's tent at the local fair. He is somewhat skeptical about the fortune teller, but he figures it will be interesting. The fortune teller looks at the man's palm and says "I see that you are the father of two." The skeptical man responds "Ha! That's what you think. I am actually the father of three." The fortune teller gives the man a stern look and responds "Ha! That's what you think."

Will I report myself ?

[mrs_overall]

Urgh!.....but very funny!

[pericat]

NoM - I am not known for my joke telling ability !

[cherrychapstick]

that was good peri x

[pericat]

ah success at last - thanks NoM, Mrs O and cherry - I might celebrate with cake

[mrs_overall]

Cake? Now you are talking dear peri.....my new best friend

[cherrychapstick]

can you make it another chocolate one please ;)

[pericat]

he he - chocolate cake ??

[pericat]

et voila - no sooner said than done and winging its way virtually to you all !

[NoMercy]

I'll save you a slice of my cake (that's if I don't get the chocolate fountain).

[mccfluff]

ahem

[NoMercy]

You want cake too, fluffy?

[mccfluff]

well i could be persuaded, i mean you'd have to twist my arm and all but i'd take one for the team :-)

[pericat]

well of course you get cake fluffy - didnt you promise me all the jelly in the world

[pericat]

although you do have to laugh at my joke first !!!!!!

[mccfluff]

rotflmao

there you go!

[cherrychapstick]

thank you peri ,

Cake was lovely as usual, will have to get the recipe from you ;)

[mccfluff]

rotflmao

that do?

[pericat]

yes of course - sorry I was distracted by midgets and youngsters - no need to laugh any more - you've laughed enough