John Terry joke

[joggerjayne]

You may have all heard this. I haven't trawled through the jokes section to check.

So for Valentine's Day, Wayne Bridge was going to give his girlfriend a chocolate replica of his willy.

Unfortunately, it was going to be made from Cadbury's chocolate ...

... and she says that she prefers Terry's.

[mushroom25]

Capello phoned Wayne Bridge and said "I've just spoken to John Terry and he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me".

I reckon Wayne Bridges ex-wife likes a bit of cowgirl action in the bedroom.
(well, she did sleep with John, Wayne)

[zzxxee]

love it !!!!