Where is my Sainsburys delivery man?

[Jan1957]

Supposed to be here by 3 pm and he's bringing the vodka and beer!

[stewey]

I was wondering who had sent that package sitting outside my door...........Thanks!

[cupid04]

perhaps someone's taken a fancy to him and kidnapped him!

[pastafreak]

Geeezzz..you're impatient!!

...maybe stuck in traffic?...or napping in a layby?

[Jan1957]

Stewey, send that back at once.

[Jan1957]

Seriously cupid, have you seen the Sainsburys delivery men? He's probably watching the football like anyone with any sense.

[stewey]

What would you do with an empty box?:)

[Jan1957]

You've drunk two crates of budweiser already! And the two bottles of vodka? What am I going to give my friends when they turn up tonight?

[petal54]

pos. he's doubling up as our gas man,for whom we're waiting

[boxtops]

He might be trebling up as our postman - the morning delivery has just arrived.

[Jan1957]

If so petal he'll be a bit late. They've just rung me to say his van has broken down. My shopping won't be here till 5 now. Good job my friends aren't coming round for dinner till 7. At least the beer will have a couple of hours to chill.

[rachael88]

bet they get there at like half four deliverys are always late lol

[dothawkes31]

never mind jan the vodka will last a bit longer, don;t forget it's sunday tomorrow and so less opening hours.

[Jan1957]

In this heat dot! The vodka might evaporate. Well, that's the excuse I use.

[bowls1958]

Is that a bichon

[bowls1958]

Is your picture a bichon, hope he arrives soon with your supply.