Fresh ?

[whiskeryron]

I was in a restaurant recently & I had fish & chips, there was another guy sitting at my table & I said to him does this fish look fresh to you & he replied fresh!! it's just been eating my chips.

[heathfield]

First Diner to Waiter:- 'I'll have the fish, please.'
Second Diner to Waiter:- 'I'll have the fish too. But make sure it's fresh.'
Waiter (Calls to chef):- 'Two fish, one fresh.'!!

(Punch - circa 1900)