Crosswords1 min ago
Just posted this on the thread "Sex for Pleasure"
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thought I would share this one I have just posted:
Lots of animals and birds enjoy pleasurable sex...for example:
Duck goes into the bar and asks for a pint. Barman says -"Well you have paid, I've no issue; what's your name and what sort of day have you had?"
"I'm Drake. Actually, a brilliant day, I have been messing around in puddles."
Second duck comes into the bar and waddles up and asks for, and pays for his pint.
"And who are you and what sort of day have you had then, like your mate?" asks the barman.
"I'm Quackers and I have had a fantastic day - been playing in puddles."
Third duck comes into the bar and asks for and pays for a pint.
Barman - "Good grief, a third duck who are you and what sort of day have you had?"
"I'm Puddles and I am truly shagged out"
Lots of animals and birds enjoy pleasurable sex...for example:
Duck goes into the bar and asks for a pint. Barman says -"Well you have paid, I've no issue; what's your name and what sort of day have you had?"
"I'm Drake. Actually, a brilliant day, I have been messing around in puddles."
Second duck comes into the bar and waddles up and asks for, and pays for his pint.
"And who are you and what sort of day have you had then, like your mate?" asks the barman.
"I'm Quackers and I have had a fantastic day - been playing in puddles."
Third duck comes into the bar and asks for and pays for a pint.
Barman - "Good grief, a third duck who are you and what sort of day have you had?"
"I'm Puddles and I am truly shagged out"
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