Shrove Tuesday

[sidkid]

I love pancake day. It's the only day I can have a quiet crepe and read the newspaper without worrying who sees me.

[squarebear]

lol very topical. Here's another one:

A Welshman, an Englishman and an American were having a drink.

At first they talked about cars and farms, and true to form, the American had the swankiest car and the biggest farm. Then they got to talking about children's names.

'My son was born on St David's Day', remarked the Welshman, 'So - look you, we obviously Christened him David.'

'That's a real coincidence', observed the Englishman', My son was born on Michaelmas Day, 29th of September, so we decided to call him Michael.'

'That's remarkable', piped up the American, 'Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.'

[marval]

lol to both


A woman goes to a psychiatrist. She says, "My friends said had to come see you.
They think I have a problem."

The psychiatrist says, "Why do they think that?"
"Well," the woman replies. "Because, I like pancakes."

"That's not a problem," the psychiatrist responds. "I love pancakes!"

"Really?!" the woman exclaims. "Then you should come to my house, I have a whole attic full!"

[DTCwordfan]

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

[marval]

lol

[DTCwordfan]

Now this is the funniest thing I have seen as to Pancake Day!!!!!!


http://www.funnyhub.c...eatime-love-bite.html

[marval]

Oops, very funny, glad it wasn't me.