Jokes1 min ago
Nigella and the
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That's why she's popular, isn't it !!
Look at the cover of the new Nigella's Christmas ...
Her hair is all ruffled and tousled. It looks like she's just had a shag.
All the guys pick up the book, and think "good food, great sex".
Don't be fooled girls ...
If your man buys you Nigella's Christmas, he doesn't want you to cook the meals ... he wants a shag.
Additional clue ... if he also buys you a dark wig and a pair of extra large false boobs, he probably wants you to shag him in the kitchen.
Look at the cover of the new Nigella's Christmas ...
Her hair is all ruffled and tousled. It looks like she's just had a shag.
All the guys pick up the book, and think "good food, great sex".
Don't be fooled girls ...
If your man buys you Nigella's Christmas, he doesn't want you to cook the meals ... he wants a shag.
Additional clue ... if he also buys you a dark wig and a pair of extra large false boobs, he probably wants you to shag him in the kitchen.
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