My work colleague...

[B00]

And I had this following conversation today.

Setting the scene,...She's hovering over me as im sat in canteen eating my dinner and tastes a piece of banoffee pie i'd made the other day and brought in as part of my lunch..

Her- Oh this is lovely, I can taste bananas!
Me- That's because its got bananas in it.
He- Has it? You didn't say when you were telling me how you made it.
Me- did you not get a clue with its name, Banoffee pie?
He- well, no, its not like cheesecake has cheese in it, is it?

!!!!

[ChuckFickens]

That's shocking, I really can't believe that....

You were talking to your work colleague!

[Lardhelmet_2]

Strewth Boo, she's a bright one isn't she? Sounds like someone I work with - the light's on but there's definitely no-one at home.

[boxtops]

What does she think the "offie" stands for?!

[B00]

lol ,yeah me too Chuck, gotta asmit, this particular colleague cracks me up, she's so bloody dippy!

A few weeks ago, she fell flat on he face outside work whilst pushing some bread trays, I was lucky enough to get a birds eye view as I was having a smoke break at the time. As she's spreadeagled on floor, and im convulsed with laughter, she utters "oh for F's sake" as the local vicar is stood there waiting to get past with his morning paper.

I had belly ache for hours and had to go inside to watch it several times on the CCTV.

[B00]

Dunno boxy, i was too busy laughing at her to ask or find out.

[Greedyfly]

You have to wonder!

[redcrx]

"I had belly ache for hours and had to go inside to watch it several times on the CCTV"

that just made me laugh

[MickyMacgraw]

In all honesty if someone hasn't heard of banoffee pie or knows the ingredient profile it would be hard for them to know there's bananas in there unless you have them physically poking their way out of the top of the pie.

[mazie]

Some people just Make Your Day :o) and make you feel a bit smug x

[B00]

Ya think Micky? I dunno, I just assumed the bana bit in the name would be a clue <shrug>

Honestly ed, i'd never seen anything as funny in my life. When watching it play back on the cameras (which i did several times, and showed everyone else who works thee too), all you see is her drop to the floor like a ton of bricks, and me walking off, doubled up peeing myself laughing.

I never thought of asking if she was ok, I couldn't have helped her if i wanted too.

[B00]

*Red

[redcrx]

does your cctv have the facility to play backwards, slow motion etc? think of the fun youd have

[B00]

Yeah it does. I wanted to send it to You've been Framed. But apparently we cant, for some weird legal reason :-(

[MickyMacgraw]

But boo "Ban" as much as it sounds obvious because you already know does not point to banana though the "offee" is more clear in pointing towards Coffee or Toffee.

[redcrx]

awww thats a shame.

[B00]

Micky, you'e taking all the fun out of this post ;-(

[NazNomad]

Was she a colleague, or a patient?, LOL

[MickyMacgraw]

oops sorry boo :)

[bednobs]

god i remember having a long and tedious (and very rude) conversation on here once with someone who was ADAMANT there is no cheese in cheese cake

[sara3]

there are people who would pay good money to see that cctv....