Ahhh, then as boxtops has already said, bacon butties.
Men in general are simple souls (bless 'em) they dont usually care what gets shovelled into their gobs as long as its quick and filling, so anything time consuming and or expensive is a waste of effort on your part.
Birds Eye Chicken Pies, Peas, Mash or Chips. Gravy. Hide the box in the bin, dust flour on your nose and put rolling pin in a prominent place in the kitchen.
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