In the launderette....

[dickythecook]

two elder males were sitting and passing the time staring at a good looking young female who was bending over whilst loading her washing into one of the machines. The first guy said "I wish I was 30 years younger" and the second replied " I wish I was 9 months older". "What do you mean said the first?" Oh the wife got a bit frisky last night and it takes me longer to recover than it used too!!

[tonyav]

LOL.