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queenofmean | 19:00 Sat 25th May 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good Evening and Welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club. This evening is looking like a scorcher, so we are taking things down to the beach so I hope you have brought your flip flops, bikinis/shorts and shades. Instead of the usual Hot Plate we are having a BBQ - Beef Burgers, Sausage Rolls, Hot Dogs and a salad bar is also available. Also no pudding trolley but we have brought in a specialist Ice Cream Machine so you can all make your own Ice Cream Sundaes – massive selection of sauces, sweeties and hundreds and thousands and mini cones. No Hot Tub but we do have the Olympic sized Paddling Pool. Igor is not in attendance this evening as he is away participating in trials for Silver Polish. The Tailcock this evening is the Long Island Iced Tea – something very refreshing on a lovely sunny evening. We have a new band this evening the 'Summer Time Blues' who specialise in Buddy Holly Tributes but they will be giving their spin on various Summer Anthems from the 50's through to the present day. We have a volleyball net set up at the west side of the beach if anyone fancies a game, a selection of inflatables (lilo's rubber rings and dinghy’s) are available if you wish to go into the water and for those daredevils among us we have 2 Twin Seater Jet Skis.

For the Rofl I have 2 bottles of nail polish
Yesterdays Daily Mail Puzzles half finished

So all aboard........and lets go to the Beach!

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anyone?

ah well goes for a paddle

good evening, lovely hostess wot-no hot tub?

my offerings as follows:-

three dice
one pair of oven gloves
a flower vase
seven jelly beans

may i have a drink please?
Good evening QOM. Sign me up for the volleyball please.
For the riffle I have raided the library at Overall Mansions and am donating:
1. The History of Germ Warfare by Ann Thrax
2. Statistics Relating to Testicular Loss in Chinese Men by Wun Hung Lo
3. The History of Butlins Holiday Camps by Heidi Hoe
4. Apathy in Modern Society by Hugh Cares
5. The Pasta Cookbook by Al Dente
6. The Myth of Genies by Grant Wishes
7. The Funeral Directors Handbook by Paul Bearer
8. The Fish Cookbook by Ann Chovey
9. How to tell if you are Psychic by Claire Voyant
10,The Italian Cookbook by Mac Aroni
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Good Evening Excel

Sadly yes BUT the paddling pool is heated

I shall bring you over a bucket 2 tics fills bucket and carries it back
Evening queenie, the barbie sounds good to me. Anyhoo I'll make a start with a bucket of that Long Island Iced Tea please.
For the roffle I have one half bag of Walkers quavers slightly damp and a beach ball ( punctured ).
Mmmmm, jet skis.

hello mrs_o

i have helped myself to a tailcock, would you like me to get you one?
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I shall pop your name on the board Mrs O

Chubb will be in charge of the drinkies this evening folks
(whoops)

thank you, queen

hello tony
Yes please excelsior
Ohhhhh mrs overkill I have a book that you could add to your roffle prize, it's The History Of Russian Womens Wrestling by Nora Titov.
Evening excel and mrs overjoyed.
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Good Evening Tony

You may have your usual bucket Chubb will bring it over for you.

Not a problem Excel enjoy :)
Oi tony, I know for a fact that you nicked that book from Murrays collection of wrestling books!
Doh, that bloody overall woman knows everything.
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Minty has wrestling books?!? mental note DO NOT MESS WITH MINTY
Is there a Long Island north of the border?

Evening y'all

One broken sun umbrella
One parasol with not much sol
One lace bikini minus one cup
One lace bikini minus one string side
One rusted beach bucket
One pick
One metal detector, aka a magnet
One dustbin minus the bin
One cakeboard minus the cake
Queenie, minty writes them !.
can we have pedallos in the paddling pool?
One metal detector, aka a magnet

Ohhhhh, hope that I win it.
Good evening Queenie...took me a while to find you tonight ! I've brought big Brenda ..you remember her ? ...she's actually in disguise...yes that is Tonys purple suit...hope you don't mind tone...transpires she wasn't actually released from parkhurst...Well not officially ...she asked to go to confession to repent her sins and....Well she gave the priest a body slam relieved him of his hassock and left him trussed in the confessional box...escaping with the visitors dressed as father Peter !!!..so expect there's an APB out for her...trying to work out how to get her to France ....have to keep low for now....no Igor ?? I'll have a long island please and one for Brenda...good job I've got my sparkly on...good on the beach..might give a jet dodah a go !!! Any voly vonts?..Tone here yet? ....

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