Any West Ham Supporters On Here?

[EDDIE51]

Can they really be this stupid?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/nov/20/west-ham-fans-stop-calling-999

[jno]

that is massively antisocial. Like the NHS doesn't have enough problems, especially in winter.

[Duncer]

Beyond belief.

[ummmm]

Bunch of stupid plebs.

[melv16]

Meet some Aston Villa supporters before you pass judgement :-)

[EDDIE51]

^ Did you ever hear Jasper Carrot singing his song about Villa supporters? as far as I can remember (it was years ago) it went.
2, 4, 6, 8 who do we appreciate? P.R.O.G.R.A.M.E Villa !

[Tilly2]

Eddie, I don't get that...?

[EDDIE51]

^ The idea is that Aston Villa fans are so stupid they chant the letters on the top of the Programme thinking it says 'Villa'
I saw Jasper Carrot do it live but it was well over 40 years ago.
He christened his daughter Nora by the way.

[Togo]

Jasper Catdrop is a Bermeenghum fan I think Tilly, or maybe Waste Bum. It was a Piste Ache. :))

[Tilly2]

Ah...the missing 'M' was the problem. Thank you. Got it now.

[tonyav]

Carrot should stick to riding about on his 'Funky Moped', the Blue nosed git.

[Togo]

Haha. ^^ :()

[EDDIE51]

Have you played the B side of Funky Moped? The B side was intended to be the A side but the BBC banned it. It is the Rude version of Magic Roundabout. Carrot only wrote Funky moped as a way to get 'Magic Roundabout' published.

[tonyav]

Yes I remember that, EDDIE.

[tonyav]

I was at St Andrew’s on Saturday and bought a ticket for their golden goal competition.

If the time on my ticket matches the time they score I could win a £1,000.

I opened the ticket and it read “October”.

[tonyav]

[EDDIE51]

Magic Roundabout Lyrics here, you can see why the BBC banned it.
I've seen him do this live at least 5 times. It became his most popular song in the Folk clubs.
https://www.lyricsmania.com/magic_roundabout_lyrics_jasper_carrott.html

[Arksided]

OP, if they is would you admit to it. Bunch of nob-heads and yes I know a few hammers supporters but they wouldn't do that.

[douglas9401]

'Most popular song'

Maybe 'most amusing story based on children's TV characters told without music' but not 'song'.

[Ken4155]

If you watch the current crop of '999' documentaries on tv, you will see that people ring the number for far sillier reasons. My Chinese takeaway hasn't arrived. I can't find my tv remote. What time does the first bus run into town in the morning? That sort of thing. The Hammers fans seem almost sensible by comparison:-/ Then again, if they were, they wouldn't be supporting them, would they:-))

[Arksided]

It truly is unbelievable some of the calls made, I seriously would be expecting Mr Death at the door before I'd call 999 or someone else in true peril.