ooh, you've put your turkey on early woofy :o)
That's very good of you neti, there's plenty of diy to do while you're here. I'll put a bed up in the outhouse, I know how you like to be cool, and it's got a lovely view of the washing line, you can watch my frozen bloomers as they creak in the icy winds. Don't worry about the spiders they're all cryo-preserved and I've sprayed the webs silver to make it festive for you. The Izal in the adjoining lav's nice 'n crisp but if it's till frozen you'll have to use the bucket. Can't wait for you to get here ;o)