husbands?!

[naflharrison]

why do our other halves think we enjoy watchin them play ps3 and give off at the screen when the game doesnt do as its told! so far i have seen james bond, jason bourne and some dude from gta4 get barked at! too sick to be bothered to move from my comfy duvet on the sofa....

[joggerjayne]

"husbands" ?

Nope. No with you. What are "husbands" ?



Aww, nafl, poor you ... fancy being poorly around Christmas.

=0(

[Rosetta]

What they should be doing is looking after us. Darn, the season for the star in the east has just gone LOL

[naflharrison]

i cant complain he has looked after me well,took me to drs this morning very early! made kids breaky,lunch and dinner put them to bed and fetched me my meds when they are due and lovely cuppas. i shouldnt complain really

[legendis.god]

sorry never had a husband or a ps3


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[puddicat]

so shut it naf lol

[joggerjayne]

I've never had a husband or a ps3, either.

(at least, I've never had anyone who's admitted to being a husband).

[Barmaid]

Jayne, just so you understand. Husbands are the thing you acquire after the big weddingy thing with the poncy frock and the fawning guests. They leave smelly socks on the bedroom floor and generally f*** with your head.

Then they cost you a shed load of money to get rid of them.

My advice is to avoid them at all costs.

(I replaced mine with a rather fabulous sports car. It's great. It never nags me, I don't have to deal with its socks and it pleases me immensely without needing anything in return. And it doesn't give a f*** if I don't text it 14 times a day with my whereabouts).

[Barmaid]

Love the woman (can't think who it was) who was asked "how many husbands have you had?".

She responded "mine or someone elses?"!!!!

[stompe]

Home now JJ? what we drinking wine or cognac?

[naflharrison]

is that one of those things called once bitten twice shy!!

[joggerjayne]

Barmaid ... sounds like a fair swap.

I've gone straight for the sports car (well, MGF) without worrying about the husband part.

[hippyhoppy]

Jayne - you are missing nothing - husbands are nothing more than useless articles and PS3 - well - on a par with husbands I'd wager! ;-) x

[Barmaid]

Wish I had skipped the husband bit!!

nafl - no, its a case of once bitten and twice.... if a man comes near me with a ring ever again, I am going to shoot him and feed him to the hounds!!!!!!

Was it Woody Allen who said he was not going to get married again, he was just going to find a woman that he didn't like and give her a house. My views precisely.

Signed

Bitter of Bury x

[stompe]

You cannot get a rabbit to wallpaper the bedroom!
you have to kiss a lot of frogs to get a prince Barmaid

Start kissing girl lol

[naflharrison]

well i think there is someone for everyone, we dont get out alot together without the kids but we are both big kids at heart. we think the same and know what the other person is going to say before they say it. not saying it will last forever as you just dont know but we are happy, kids are happy and there is alot of fun silliness that keeps things sane.!!

[hippyhoppy]

Ditto visi! well - he told his mum that we were getting married before he 'told' me - I had no ring and was 5 months up the duff!!

[joggerjayne]

hi Stompe.

Yep, home. I went round to a friend's house at lunch time, and we spent the afternoon gassing and drinking coffee.

I told darling Daddy I had soooo enjoyed the cognac, and would he mind if I took the rest of the bottle home?

As anticipated by crafty daughter (mwaa haa haaa), Daddy said Don't be silly, and gave me a couple of full bottles, and said to let him know when I needed more (which will be some time around Tuesday ... but I might not tell hime quite so soon).

[legendis.god]

welll if i ever get near bramaid ill make sure to clench my butt cheeeks tightly


ensuring that theres no ring visible



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