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Horrible words
A newlywed couple return from their honeymoon, after they have unpacked the young bride calls her Mother, who lives a couple of hours away. "How did everything go?" her Mum asked.
"Oh, Mum," she began, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible four-letter words.
You've got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mum!" the new bride sobbed over the telephone.
"But, honey," the Mother countered, "What four-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, Mum, they're too awful! Come and get me, please!"
"Darling, you must tell me what has made you so upset.... Tell mother what four-letter words he used."
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook."
"Oh, Mum," she began, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible four-letter words.
You've got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mum!" the new bride sobbed over the telephone.
"But, honey," the Mother countered, "What four-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, Mum, they're too awful! Come and get me, please!"
"Darling, you must tell me what has made you so upset.... Tell mother what four-letter words he used."
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook."
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